even more proof of our goodness
So we forgot to tell you about some other things as well. WE are FRIENDS with the US GOVERNMENT.
Well, certain members. Some time ago, when we were but young Syrian lads, we met a gentleman we have come to know as Uncle Sandy.
A few years ago, we started hearing hearing more and more from Uncle Sandy. He would call us and ask us about our music to check on our career. We, of course, would tell him long an interesting stories about our continued troubles with airlines officials who found us dangerous because of (used to be our long hair) our arabic looks. Then Uncle Sandy would start talking about papers that he'd seen. Sometimes he would talk about his socks. We took a while to understand, because sometimes our American friends (we can't forget the wonderful trip to Africa we took with our Uncle Joe...the Africans loved our music...we thought we were going to get pieces of yellow cake, but the party never happened and we never saw any of it), well, they talk in riddles.
Anyway, Uncle Sandy would call us and whisper about being in the bathroom and having to be quite. He is a silly man, we were not certain about what he was talking. He would ask the best way to get papers out without being noticed. We are experts in packing things because of our instruments (even if we are not organized, like i said earlier), so i guess it was natural that he would calll us.
We told him that we sometimes keep extra reeds in our undergraments. Also, we keep our sheet music in our sleeves. Sometimes Ali keeps a set list on his wristband. This trick he learned while watching American Football with Uncle Sandy in the Hamtens...
We are woried about Uncle Sandy. He, some peple are accusing him of bad things. We think it's Bush's fault. Bush knew about this stuff, as the New yoirk Times tells us, and knew that Kerry's advisor was under investigation, and yet, let this continue. What a betrayal of Uncle SAndy. John Kerry he is a good man, he knows how to speak to make us happy. Our mothers love the way he can make every one happy with his gigantic head and electric teath. Sadly, our teeth are not like this. Our water is not as good, and our government is more concerned about secrets than teeth. BUT WE LOVE SYRIA AND USA!
If Uncle Sandy calls us again, we will keep the information oup.